After Ach, du lieber Augustine --
Ain't it great to be crazy? --
Alaska: home on the snow --
All the pretty little horses --
Anybody seen my kitty? --
At the boarding house where I live --
Be kind to your web-footed friends --
The bear went over the mountain --
Beer, beer, for old *** high --
The beer was spilled on the barroom floor --
The Biblical baseball game --
Blest be the tie that binds --
Books of the New Testament --
Books of the Old Testament --
Boys can whistle, girls can sing --
Bring back my neighbors to me --
Bugs go wild, simply wild, over me --
The bugs marched down the aisle --
The bulldog and the bullfrog --
Casey Jones the rooster --
The cat that chewed my new shoes --
Charlie, won't you rock the cradle? --
Chaucer's The Canterbury tales --
Come up, dear dinner, come up --
Coming through the rye --
Deck the halls with lefse slices --
Do your ears hang low? --
Don't swat your mother, boys --
Don't you call me sweetheart --
Down by the old garbage slough --
Edgar Allan Poe's "The Ravens" --
Eight feet tall, what a doll --
Floatin' down the Delaware --
Froggie he am a queer bird --
Froggie went a-courting --
From the halls of school's dark prison --
The garbageman's daughter --
Glory, glory, how peculiar --
Glory, glory, pork superior --
Glub, glub, glub your boat --
Go to sleepy, little baby --
Golly, ain't that queer --
Granny's in the cellar --
Greasy grimy gopher guts --
The Great American Eagle --
Guess I'll eat some worms --
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's "Excelsior!" --
How do you like to go up in a swing? --
How pleasant that would be --
Hymn for Syttende Mai: ole, ole, ole! --
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more --
I don't give a darn for the whole state of Iowa --
I eat my peas with honey --
I love to do my homework --
I love to go a-gorging --
I shot my poor teacher --
I want a beer just like the beer --
I was born about ten thousand years ago --
I was born one night one morn --
I wish I was single again --
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover --
I'm looking under a pile of lumber --
I'm screaming at a white sheepdog --
In the Blue Ridge mountains --
In the cellar of Murphy's saloon --
It's a long way from amphioxus --
It's raining, it's pouring --
Joe's got a head like a ping pong ball --
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt --
Just when i'm ready to start on my ears --
The king of the Cannibal Islands --
Leave the dishes in the sink --
Let me call you Lizzie --
Let me call you sweetheart --
Let your whiskers grow --
Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky" --
Life is but a melancholy flower --
Little furry caterpillar --
Love to be in Copenhagen --
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school --
Mine eyes have seen the horror of the ending of the term --
My body has tuberculosis --
My county's tired of me --
My freckle-faced consumptive Mary Ann --
My hat it has three corners --
My name is Solomon Levi --
National embalming school --
'Neath the crust of the old apple pie --
Nero, my dog, has fleas --
Never go camping on Labor Day --
New Mexico, we love you --
The North wind doth blow --
The nose of Oklahoma smells you --
Now I lay me down to study --
O'Dooley's first five o'clock tea --
Oh, ay liff in Minneapolis --
Oh, I had a little chicken --
Oh, I wish I was a ... --
Oh my monster, Frankenstein --
The old family toothbrush --
Once I went in swimmin' --
Onward, Christian bedbugs --
The other day i met a bear --
Over the river and through the woods --
Overeducated nursery rhymes --
Parties, banquets, and balls --
Pepsi-Cola hits the spot --
The pumpkin on the vine --
Put on your new blue bonnet --
Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" --
Row, row, row your boat --
Samuel Taylor Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" --
See these young ducks at play --
She sat on her hammock --
She waded in the water --
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain --
Shoo shoo shoo reparoo --
The skinniest man I ever knew --
Smiles that are best of all --
So I climbed up the old apple tree --
The soldier's poor little boy --
Somewhere overindulgence --
South Dakota is the sunshine state --
Take it out, take it out, remove it --
That sausage meat machine --
The stepladder in the snow --
There was a little rooster --
There was a rich man who lived in Jerusalem --
There was an old geezer --
There's a long, long worm a-crawling --
This is my Dolly's birthday --
The thousand-legged worm --
Tinkle, tinkle, little pee --
Wait 'til we get 'em up in the air, boys --
We sing of the polar bear --
We've enlisted in the navy --
What a long, long tail --
What do you do with a dirty family? --
When it's hogcalling time --
When it's springtime in Alaska --
When Pa was a little boy --
When the work's all done this fall --
When we went to Sunday school --
When you come to the end of a lollipop --
While looking out a window --
While shepherds washed their socks --
While the organ pealed potatoes --
Whistle while you work --
Years ago our baby died --
Yield not to flirtation --
Young folks, old folks (or The silly Sunday school) --
Zekey looked into the gas tank --
