"Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer, finds himself caught in a Croatian crime lord's path when a photo shoot gone awry almost kills the boss's cat. The angry mobster offers an alternative to death: marry his daughter Masha so she can get her green card. Bryan's mother is so desperate for her son to marry she is unfazed by the circumstances. Complicating matters is Bryan's sexy but delusional assistant Tonya, who thinks Bryan is hers. The high jinx...