Carry On Matron: Sid, Cyril, and Ernie are planning to steal a large quantity of contraceptive pills from a local hospital! In order to find the plans to the hospital, Cyril goes in to investigate, dressed in disguise as a woman! Carry On Girls: A rundown seaside resort decides to host a beauty contest to improve the town's image. Amongst the contestants are Miss 'Easy Rider' and 'Dawn Brakes', two girls who can knock out with their fists, as well...