"Trust me ... I'm your mother"
"You're not sick ... you're irregular"
"Mom, we'll take care of him"
The gospel of the utilities ... according to dad
The family that eats together ... gets indigestion
Who killed the home-cooked McMeal?
Technology's coming ... technology's coming
"'No pests?' I thought it said 'no pets'"
"You should have gone before you left home"
"You'll never guess who this is"
A child's bathroom is his castle
"But dad ... it's a classic!"
Mommie and daddie dearest!
The family that plays together ... shouldn't
"Don't worry ... I'll manage"
What kind of children would bring parents into this world?
It's 11 O'clock. Do you know where your parents are?
If a home is a man's castle ... let him clean it
Are we talking meaningful yet?
Good night ... whoever you are ...
