Why didn't you just do what you were told?: essays

Moving day

Good Housekeeping

He could afford it

Stinker

Th natural death centre

Sweetie pies

A feeling for ice

The girl in the attic

Mrs Straus's devotion

Did Jesus walk on water because he couldn't swim?

Perfectly human

Stinking rich

My little lollipop

Don't think about it

Fashion as art

It wasn't him, it was her

XXX

Mirror images

My word, Miss Perkins

The housekeeper of a world-shattering theory

The Friendly spider programme

Tunnel vision

Not enjoying herself

Staying awake

The Khugistic scandal

Toxic lozenges

Never mainline

Which one of you is Jesus?

Zeitgeist man

I haven't been nearly mad enough

However I smell

Post-its, push pins, pencils

A diagnosis.