Babette Cole

Princess Smartypants discovers that it is easier to capture evildoers and rule the kingdom of Totaloonia than to control one small baby.

A rhyming text and colorful illustrations give a lighthearted look at etiquette for the young.

A child provides instructions for putting tired parents to bed.

A teddy bear explains to a little girl how Mr. and Mrs. Hormone cause people to change during puberty.

Tom is a little boy with a vivid imagination. He imagines all sorts of horrors such as being eaten by a dog to spiders crawling up his nose. However, Tom has the scariest weapon of all.

As their parents disagree more and more about everything, Demetrius and Paula Ogglebutt decide that everyone would be happier if they "un-marry."

Lady Lupin undertakes the education of her puppies in the art of manners.

Lists in humorous verse such smelly things as cabbage, skunks, drains, and stink bombs.

Outrageously funny twist of the classic fairy tale Cinderella. After his three brothers leave for the Princess's party, an inept fairy godmother turns the scrawny Prince into a gigantic, hairy ape.